Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
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$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
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Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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