love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
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And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
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I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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