If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
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his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
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You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
send nudes
from the living room?
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