i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
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The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
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I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize