what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
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It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
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How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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