I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
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He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
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It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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