i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
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that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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