I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
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i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
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too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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