love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
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all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
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The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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