So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
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You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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