we have officially lost it.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
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Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
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He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
did i just pee glitter
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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