dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
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you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
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hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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