Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
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Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
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we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
They took my balls.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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