hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
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are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
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He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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