ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
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I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
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T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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