you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
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I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
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There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I need a beard to bite.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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