eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
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We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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