Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
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He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
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Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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