I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
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Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
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I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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