she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
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So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
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Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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