Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
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i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
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I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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