plz talk dirty to me
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
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He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
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Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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