i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
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The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
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Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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