My first STD was from a foam party
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
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I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
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How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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