WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
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She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
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Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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