she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
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After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
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I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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