I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
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Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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