So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
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Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
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That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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