I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
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Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
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I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
My vagina is very pro this idea
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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