He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
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That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
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Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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