all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
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The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
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Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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