How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
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my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
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Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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