I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
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At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
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That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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