awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
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When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
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she was concerned about my dick piercings.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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