He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
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Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
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Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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