I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
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There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
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drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
They took my balls.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
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