I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
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If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
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So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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