Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
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to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
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First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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