So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
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i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
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What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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