I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
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Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
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Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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