I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
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She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
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and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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