what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
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decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
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Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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