And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
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Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
My ATM looks so different sober.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
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Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
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