found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
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She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
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You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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