yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
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i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
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I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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