Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
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We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
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I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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