I think my vagina is haunted
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
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he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
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Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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