lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
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you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
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I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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