Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
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Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
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Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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