What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
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Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
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I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Everyone says I win the strip club
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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